";
?>
Our mission is to conquer China with our GIANT AZooNY hat. But first we need a plan. |
Our mission map. Oh crap, does anyone read Chinese? This could be trouble. |
Double crap, this isn't any better. We think it says "To the wall young hat. For there you will find riches and how to conquer the world" (the Eastern world at least) |
Step one, we must get up there. GIANT HAT! Up, Up and away!!! |
Thank goodness for gondolas. Now where is that silly wall? |
Do you know what it's like to just get up the mountains to these walls? The Mongols or whoever attacks must be mountain climbers. |
Let's sneak in through the window just like the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood.. |
Made it! |
"I proclaim this and all yonder in the name of the GIANT AZooNY.com hat". |
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Yikes! Bigger hats than ours! No one said anything about this. LET'S GET THE HAT OUT OF HERE!!. |
Our quickest escape... down these steps. |
Now around this bend and up over this mountain.
Here it is, our way out. (one WaY)... Perfect. |
Oh thanks goodness. Satiety first but why do they have to tell us this? |
Say what? Could we just gondola down? |
You've got to be kidding me. RETREAT!!! Safety permit or not. |
Maybe we should just build our own wall.... :-) |
hattails("great-wall-china.html");
echo " |